HERE IS OUR SALES STAFF



This is Sharon Schaefer.  She's in charge of bookkeeping, bank 
statements, payroll, mailings, selling and feeding her husband.  In
addition, she is by far the most attractive of the staff!!!



This is Jonathan Schaefer.  He's usually talking to customers about
golf or fishing.  He even has some pictures on the wall of fish he 
claims he caught! Chances are the photo's aren't authentic.  Everyone
knows he spends a lot of time on the computer and rumor has it he
just "cut and pasted" fish from a photo in "Field and Stream".



This is Chad Allen.  Chances are he'll answer the phone if you call.
He spends his time stocking, selling and trying to find a computer.
And yes ladies, he's single....(click here for to see what you're missing....)



This is Paul Sigman.  Paul has the ability to smell vermin and can
readily identify your pest problem with his nose.  Known as the
"Paulinator", he can solve any pest problem encountered.



This is Tiny.  He is paid to watch the store and guard it against all
evil.  Don't let his size trick you.  He's just 16 lb's but he barks like
he's 200 lb's!  If you come in our store, he probably won't let you
leave until you pet him for awhile.  Then you'll have to take him
for a walk and maybe he'll let you leave.




This is Michael Bowbliss.  He likes to wrestle, play golf and watch
college football.  He owns a service company called “Bowbie Inc.”
which is expected to generate sales of over 6 digits in its first year.
Commonly known as “Bowbie Juke”, Mike can be seen at clubs
like Studio 54, Oxygen’s or Barnicles.  As his nickname
implies, he can really move ladies!  Bowbie also has a kinder, more
gentle side.  When he is introspective, Bowbie spends a lot of
time at his home away from home, the Barnes & Noble Book Store.



This is Bobby, our UPS driver.  Although he doesn’t work for us, 
he spends a lot of time here.  Make sure to direct any shipping
problems to him as we use UPS for most of our shipping.   You 
can leave a message with us as he has his own mail box at our 
office.  He claims he uses our phone for business calls, but we 
notice he talks real “private” and “sweet” to his “customers” so
we think something else is going on. 



GO TO FRONT OF STORE

U-SPRAY HOME PAGE

CALL US AT 1-800-877-7290
WE ARE OPEN 8:30 - 5:30 MONDAY - SATURDAY  EASTERN TIME

E-MAIL US WITH QUESTIONS AT   uspray@mindspring.com

U-Spray, Inc.
4653 Highway 78
Lilburn, Georgia  30047
Telephone(770)985-9388  Fax(770)985-9319


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